November
Archive
27th
November 2006
Ever since watching Colin Mcrae at Silverstone on a freezing cold
November morning I have dreamed of driving a Subaru Impreza. This
weekend I did that and 4 other performance cars as well!
I
turned 21 in September and was extremely chuffed when I opened
a voucher entitling me to a Performance Super Car Experience at
Heyford Park. Not only did I get a 2 and 3 quarter hour lie in
(6.45) but I also got to drive a;
Ferraris
F355
Porsche 911 Carrera
Audi RS4
Lotus Elise
and a Prodrive built, world rally spec, Subaru Impreza

I
started off in a Vauxhall Astra kited out with a hydraulic handbrake
doing J-Turns (Reverse 180's) and handbrake turns. I didn't end
up in the grass like some people thanks to the practice in the
post van. In the time it took me to do this someone had already
managed to spin the Elise so I took it a bit easy round the corners
in this lightweight pocket rocket of a car. In total contrast
to the Elise the 911 was loaded with sumptuous leather seats and
gadgets. Sitting in a comfy chair whilst the world goes by at
140 MPH is the way I'd like to live out my retirement.
The
F355 was total boy racer heaven with stripped out interior and
metal 'clinking' gear box. Certainly one of my favorite cars there
but it was a challenge changing from 2nd to 3rd! The Subaru Impreza
doesn't need describing! I was in awe from the sight of it and
the drive was absolutely awesome. Some found it's breaking lacking
as it is tuned for rallying on gravel but who needs to break when
there are acres of runway to tear up! They had taken the bosses
labradors out of the RS4 which was good because I kept hitting
the rev limiter they had set at 5.5k. Looking at the road and
the rev's was difficult but I managed to get one or two decent
run's in it.

Pictures
are in my gallery
and I have a video of part of my blast in the F355 in my media
section. It was one of the best day's of my life and one I will
never forget. There were 60 year old men with faces like children
at christmas.
My
jaws were aching from the grinning as I watched Oxford get back
to winning ways with a 2-1 win over Tamworth. Another belter from
super Matty Day from 40 yards being the highlight. Dagenham are
still putting pressure on us at the top of the Confrence table
as they came back from behind twice to beat York 3-2.
23rd
November 2006
What is wrong with British TV and film?
Yesterday
I picked Tara up from work in Oxford and we went to watch 'Starter
for 10' taking advantage of the Orange Wednesday's 2
for 1 offer.
I
am so glad we did not pay full whack for this because the film
was the worst film I have seen at the cinema since 'Bowfinger'.
The audience was much the same, a mature audience that laughed
at loud at the most predictable comedy. I was expecting better
because it stars James
McAvoy (middle-class car thief in Shameless) and I expect
if he was American he would have received a much better script
and budget.

The
story line was as boring and predictable as the comedy a stark
contrast to 'Borat' which we saw a week previously. This was a
quality film and great taking the proverbial out of the Americans.
Great publicity for him that some of the unsuspecting stars are
now going to sue him. He still had to do a massive amount of work
in America to publicise the film and if it wasn't set in America
they wouldn't be bothered.
It
seems that America can't do anything wrong when bringing their
programmers over to England. The media hype things up and we automatically
accept it. Lost, Sex in the City and Desperate Housewives get
the backing that UK television does not. And if we take our programmers
over there they wouldn't care less. Things like The Office have
been a hit but only after using American actors!
The
truth is they wouldn't get half our comedy and drama. They like
to fill there screens with beauty and bling, aspiring to life
in suburbia. They wouldn't be interested in a housing estate in
Manchester because they aren't going to be any good at selling
cosmetic surgery afterwards.

Now
to hear that 'Sorted' isn't getting another series. What a joke
that a successful series is being replaced by yet more reality
TV. It seems TV bosses aren't allowing programs time to grow and
develop nowadays. Harry Enfield's first series was trash but in
the next few it quickly became a cult comedy of it's decade. Short
term fixes are alright but I can't see any new prime time Drama's
run as long as Morse or similar.
Personally
I don't watch much TV now apart from live Sport. If there is something
good on I will download and watch it at my leisure. Very little
American TV appeals to me in particular Lost and it seems that
some are starting to realise that is dragging out over series
for commercial reasons.
I
wish TV bosses would stop paying large amounts for american TV
and instead support the decent British actor's we have for the
time being. It used to be that to make it in Media you had to
move to London. Soon our talent will move to America and we will
have no 'celebrities' for our reality TV.

17th
November 2006
Well it's pouring with rain outside. What else would it be pouring
with? So I am having a play around with my photo's, Photoshop
and Dreamweaver to create a new web site.
The
above photo was taken in the Cotswold's more of which you can
see in my Gallery. Being a boy I like my toy's and I recently
purchased a Nikon D70 with a Tamron lens so I enjoy whipping it
out when the missus allows.
We
have been lucky enough to visit some interesting places together.
We have traveled to places most people wouldn't dream of going
to like Carlisle and Dagenham but more recently we spent a week
in Paris. Being a postman I have a fair amount of spare time but
a week holiday with Tara had been a long time coming.

I
enjoy following Oxford United away as I get to see some nice scenery
and equally some horrid places. They make me appreciate how fortunate
I am to have enjoyable job and beautiful girlfriend. Having said
that my job is just that, a job. It is certainly not a career
and I don't expect to be there in forty years.
I
am in somewhat of a comfort zone at the moment. Work was physically
challenging to begin with but I am now fitter and stronger and
only curse at my alarm clock when I'm having a good dream. It
gives me the afternoons off to travel over to Oxford to visit
Tara and watch football. The pay is more than I need, allowing
me to spend too much on toys.
Some
of you may know my mother passed away earlier this year. I joined
Royal Mail part way through her third and final battle against
cancer. It was ideal because I was able to help out caring for
my mum yet, admitedly rather selfishly, escape the responsibility
of full time carer. My Dad was able to work from home and his
work were excellent for allowing him to take many month's off.
I have massive respect for the puclic sector and civil service
for the way they protect their employees.

I
used to defiantly want to go into IT developing web sites or computer
support and I do not rule this out still though I do not think
I could stand working 9 to 5 staring at a computer screen all
day long. Computing is something I enjoy and I would hate for
it to become a chore and ruin the fun parts of computing.
I
am thinking about joining the Police. It has so many opportunities
from computing crime to Traffic and I would relish having to deal
with many differently challenging situations. Like my current
job I would be able to be outdoors, at least for some of the time,
and rather boringly it is the only pension better than Royal Mail's.
I really need to jump in and apply because I need a new challenge!
I
hope this wasn't too philosophical or boring for you but 'MySpace'
looks cack in my opinion. I hope you are all well and enjoying
uni/working life. If you want to catch up, or just to let me know
what you are doing, please click contact.
Robert
Maris